unemployabledrunk Channel profile

Join: Dec 2, 2008

Name: unemployabledrunk

Gender: Male

Hometown: why... Philly, of course..!.

Location: bigchoochoomcsteamerville 08108, US

Videos Watched: 1621

Subscribers: 1

Channel Views: 458

Books: i like to read the handwriting on the wall... sometimes i even read between the lines...

Movies: i like moving pictures, especially talkies!

Music: Leon Trotsky and his All-Star All-Girl Olympic Jug Band

Hobbies: General lethargy and sloth, falling asleep at the wheel, mumbling incoherantly, screaming at traffic... when i'm not gesticulating wildly- i can usually be found standing akimbo...

I enjoy wearing many hats- harlequin, rogue, town drunk, idiot-savant... I also like to stare at the sun and run with scissors... i have a pet pink elephant who has been known to go bee-zerk... but for now- it's back to the olde thyme hootinanny farm... "Eeeeeee!"

Videos (30)

53?...or just 3...

Length: 8:47
Rating Average: n/a
View Count: 20
Author: unemployabledrunk

Tags: cell digi-tech flashlights noise nokia phone roland

sometimes technology lends itself to play-pen frolic, as the wet-brains of the world waste many 'happy hours' trying to put their tab a's into imaginary slot b's - and then foll-de-roll and drollery ensues...

opus..? nope-us..!

Length: 5:34
Rating Average: 5.00 from 1 people
View Count: 22
Author: unemployabledrunk

Tags: bacardi barack blows booze budweiser nopus obama opus

(opus-nopus, i'm quite the caution) the unemployable one demonstrates why he never had a musical career...

Flashin' Fashion

Length: 8:38
Rating Average: n/a
View Count: 13
Author: unemployabledrunk

Tags: burned-out fashion flashing hats lights twinkle

a multitude of silly ideas, augmented by his lack of interest in all things normal, compel the unemployable one to fasten lights to hats - infantile mirth ensues...