The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'

Kotoc Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - "Seven."Lol, got it all calculated, don't they? xD

zivjax Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - GARBAGE, fool! I'm sick of hearing lies from the left, and YOUR interpretation as the only correct one. The constitution ensured that all people could practice as they pleased, but no one religion would rule the land.

911WasDoneByWhiteMen Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Whew..this is satire. Had me going for a minute. LOL

ShaneEnochs Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Guys... calm down. The Onion is fake news. Don't take it seriously.

SmokeMeMe Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Seven.xD

TooFreakinLazy Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - "all people could practice as they pleased, but no one religion would rule the land"That is seperation of church and state. The state rules and religion stays in people's private life where it belongs.

Raimakusa Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Seven. Excellent.

gezux1 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - My mind is reserved for woman on woman romance does this make me gay?

silentgreytiger Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Gays are indeed any country's most precious natural resource. If a country doesn't have a supply of well dressed men, women plumbers and the occational white person capable of dancing, well that would be little better than nuclear devestation.

Richdavt Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - lol the precious precious gays, the double meanin is hilarious

FireStorm821 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - CHRISTIANITY: its not islamgreat defense

Williej1219 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Yes yes it does. It makes us all gay

Rock1Golem Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Are you a woman?If not, no.

Rock1Golem Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - I believe church truly is not allowed in politics.The seperation of church and state does in fact exist and is in practice.And it's not up to him, or you, or me to decide what's in the constitution.If you have a problem with seperation of church and state write an angry letter to the supreme court not us...hmm...on second thought, just write an angry letter to us.

observingworld Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Yes, that makes you gay gezux1. You are pure and rare and worth seven of the rest of us.

Britty5096 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - "seven."

Tardman984 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - r u a guy?

manofhugefire Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - haha omg this if fucking greatgod bless america and her gays

gis2326 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - "Seven"Rofl

xXkingcameronXx Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Who gives a shit? They're gay.

snager80 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - their pure and unsoiled minds cannot be made to handle the brutal sights and sounds of war, their snow-white baby-horse coats must NOT be bloodied.

jonathanbain14 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - lol i found that hilarious and im bi XD

DeathStarsAndLOTR Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - hahaha "seven"

gigantor21 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Does that make you worth 14 straights? Or 3 and 1/2? XD

alex8711 Says:

Dec 2, 2008 - Seven